Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers: Man, i cant belive this Whole family bout
to get kiced out on the strets I aint got no money, God Man its gonna get
worse

Lady at Big Chain Records (LaChainya): Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is
LaChainya speaking How may I help you?

Ludacris: Uh yeah um I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa)wit
my contract

LaChainya: We have a chain of commands here Sounds like you need to speak to
the head chain in charge Hold please

MUSIC: BIG CHAIN RECORDS BIG CHAIN BIG CHAIN RECORDS BIG CHAIN

Big Chainy: Big Chainy!

Ludacris: Hey Mr Chainy

Big Chainy: Hey hold for a sec, (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New
Oreleans Go 'head

Ludacris: yeah, um its MC Medallian here

Big Chainy: Medallian, how ya doin, brotha?

Ludacris: Hey can i come up and see you?Cuz im having a couple

Big Chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent

Luda: Aight

Big Chainy: Hey Medallian how ya doin'?

Luda: Whats goin on

Big Chainy: Thats a pretty little chain you got there (i know, i know)

Luda: Um i was having a couple problems here because i was lookin' over my
contract and i seem to be having a some issues It states here that im supposed
to get my advance when i signed the contract and I still havent gotten my
advance and i dont know whats goin' on

Big Chainy: Oh okay I see where that could be a problem (Luda:right)
What i dont think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a
really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain (backround: big ass chain)

Luda: Okay Big Chain Okay, okay i understand that but it says here that im
supposed to get some monitary* value I-I dont have any money, i-i need money

Big Chainy: I could see where the confusin' would come in at What i dont think
you understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big
(luda:right) , platnium big ass chain an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give
you some big ass earrings

Luda:okay look, i understand about the chain man, my family's about to get
kicked out on the street (big chainy: oh thats terrible) i mean, i have no
money whatsoever I need money

Big Chainy: you know what? i dont usually do this, okay i dont usually do
this but but since you dont believe Jake, bring out the chain! (backround: QUE
THE CHAIN!) (backround: AHHH! Damn thats a big ass chain!) that is a big ass
chain

Luda: oh God i, i guess i didnt realize how big ths chain was (Big Chainy:
yeah, its, its not a problem) i'm sorry jus-just forget about what i was
talkin about

Big Chainy: Not a problem Big Chain Records is takin off, we're expanding
(right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right) You know what, chains
can be loose? much bigger Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big
ass chains (luda: alright BIG CHAIN RECORDS!