I was in a club, one Friday
A lovely Lady comes walking my way
She walked up and she said hello
I said hi, my names Joe
I was lyin', so was she
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie
Once you get to know me,
you'll never forget me
I said why, then she bit me

Ouch!
That didn't hurt
Kinda nicked me,
but she ripped my shirt
At that point I fell asleep
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep
A Blazer, '89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they arein the ignition

I'm at her house
It's a Tepee
No, a skyscrapper
No, an igloo
No, it's a shack
Forget it, I'll go around back
It's a castle, with a moat
How I get AcrossBoat

(Twilight Zone noise)

ShoooI hate that sound

I went inside,
Looked right, looked left
There she is
Oh, no Thats Jeff
He's invisible
I went downstairs
It's a loft
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics
No, yoga
No, karate

*You killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!

No, she wasn't there
I'm tellin you I saw her
No, really I saw her
She was playing checkers
No, Nintendo
Ok, I'm lying

There she is,
Watching TV
All My Children
No, thats Cosby
No, Speed Racer
No, thats Shaft
No, thats Kimble
My faultthe TV's off

There she is, what a doll
No, that's Chucky from Child's play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone
Where anything can happen

I'm rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage
To kick your ryhmes off
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness
Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You'll feel the force of my rage,
I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!

Syche just hit me
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn't
I thought that it would make the reccord dum
I guess I wasn't wrong

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown
Hickory, dickory, dock

Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted