Dopey-D:
Christine twistine with just one kiss
In my pants you'll make me piss
And to make things worse, ur not here
to tickle me where crabs can appear
If there would ever be someone i loved & id do
til they caught my aids, that would be you

Leonie:
Yo they call me right, they call me wrong
they call me muthafuckin' Annabel Chong
My diagnosis' are fuct up, my tits aint stuck up
they hang like bananas so bitch nigga shut up
I have a patient, she's fucking confused
just fuck ur friend C, what u got 2 lose?
I'm a mental health counsellor
bitch dont let me bounce on ya
i'll break ur fucking legs til ur bones poke thru ur skin
and ur left with an ouch-ouch on ya

Dopey-D:
Symptoms of a psycho crack head whore
black heads pores
thrush fungii 4 sure
leonie's got em all
I miss my twistine
little christmas tree
little boobies yeh
but little means when i hug her i dont have 2 fucking
pine cones digging into my chest
Now where was i?
I just got my
no not period dickhead phone charged but i got no credit so stop my
head from making up
shit like she's at bribie raping sluts
i cant handle myself ooh lets kiss no lets not
U sat on my lap n u peed now get off
leonie's not helpin C
sucking on a goats teets
would help her more now fuckoff and eat shit u fat slut leonie

Leonie:
That wasnt nice
Do u have head lice?
I have a grape sized clitoris
wanna have a taist? (taste)
well im fuckin out bitch
get crystal off the couch bitch
oh i came to ur house did i?
Twistine: Yeh get out my house bitch

*gunshots*

Leonie: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh

Dopey-D: I want a fucking cigarette but i cant have 1 cuz
every1 went 2 sleep and i keep hearing noises coming
from the other side of the house Help me Twistine I'm scerred
If I die then um play "Ode 2 my twistine" at my funeral

ps I miss u I love u But u already knew that But u
couldnt have known the 1st 1 xx

Dopey-D:
Leonie why u at the bar if u aint got no money u gay shit?
What good is that degree if u aint fuckin ur patients?
Checkin' ur reflection & tellin' ur counsellor friend
Like girl I think my tits r beginnin 2 shrink
fat whore crack whore
makin twistine open ya trap door
and put her hand inside 2 see if she can find
a cure 4 her brain deadness cuz she losin her mind
i think im jealous of ur counsellor
she's just a fat girl that is ur friend she shares a special part of u
la la la la ahh fuck this shit im fuckin goin 2 bed

Leonie:
ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack
ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack
ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack
ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack
ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack
ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack
ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack
ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack

Dopey-D:
Yo shut the fuck up bitch
twistine loves me not u
not u
never u
clever me
tena lady user what the fuck am i on about?
She loves me
She loves me!
Now sing it bitch!
Sing it bitch Beatles style b4 i blow another hole in ur
estrogen pipe
sing it u fat fucker

Leonie:
Ok! Ok! fucking hell
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
Can I stop now?

Dopey-D:
Fuck no, iz u crazy bitch?

Leonie:
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah til fade