[Originally performed by SOD]

Ruthless and vicious, he'll stomp on your face
Deadly, malicious, stay outta his space
He'll rip your eyes out, don't you look the wrong way
And once you meet him, there's no time to pray

He'll rip your heart out, make you eat your own lips
He'll crack your elbows, and crush fingertips

HE'LL MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU DIDN'T EXIST
Cause Sargent D is coming, and you're on his list

Don't cut the line, cause he'll cut off your legs
Don't waste your time or you'll spend time with the dead
Don't try to trick him cause he'll fill you with lead
Don't beg for mercy, he'll piss on your head

He'll kill your sister, then mail back the tits
He'll beat you senseless, then break out the whips

HE'LL MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU DIDN'T EXIST
Cause Sargent D is coming, and you're on his list

He'll pour gas on your kids, then throw 'em a match
He'll back the car over grandma, the dissect her cat
With his Stormtroopers of Death, they will come to your town
Their Uzi's rip through flesh, then it's time to chow down

Their cause is justified, their reason is clear
The word 'revenge' is all that they hear

HE'LL MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU DIDN'T EXIST
Cause Sargent D is coming, and you're on his list