Theres a monster in my house I hear it every night
It sounds like it has big, sharp claws and nasty fangs that bite
Theres a monster in my house It makes it hard to sleep
I hear it growling on and on in a voice so scary and deep

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Theres a monster in my house,
and its coming after me
Theres a monster in my house

Theres a monster in my house I shake and scream with fear
My Mom and Dad come running in, but suddenly theres nothing to hear
So they go back to their room, and leave me all alone
But soon enough that sound is back that chills me to the bone

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Theres a monster in my house,
and its coming after me
Theres a monster in my house

Now the time has come to face that monster, once and for all
Armed with a high-powered squirt gun, I creep out into the hall
I listen hard to follow the noise, but soon I m filled with gloom,
for the monsters sound is coming from within my parents room!
I slink inside the door and see a big lump on the bed
I shoot a stream of water and it soaks the monsters head!
The lights come on as the monster wakes, and boy is it ever mad
I guess I should have realized that the monsters just my Dad
Oops!

Theres a monster in my house
Now hes going back to sleep
Theres a monster in my house

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz