Mom Do We Have To Go
(Yeah)
I Don't Want To
You Know How I Hate The The

EVIL EVIL EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL D D D DENTIST

I I've been dreading this dentist appointment
I start to sweat when the nurse she calls my name
(Fred)
She looks at my teeth I get anxiety
Especially when I see the frown that's on her face

I said I brush my teeth at least once a week
The dentist walks in the room and says "Hello Fred"
He looks in my mouth he's gettin grossed out ("ahh")
I shoulda listened when my mom said

DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE
DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH OH
OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL D D D DENTIST

Got 15 cavities The dentist smiles at me
He says he'll need a bigger drill He's gotta go deep
What's with the hypodermics he says it doesn't hurt but
I think that he's not being totally honest with me

Here comes the Novocaine
I gotta look away
Suddenly I'm feelin kinda light in the head
Then he puts on my mask
Here comes the laughing gas (ha ha ha ha )
I shoulda listened when my mom said

DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE
DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH OH
OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL D D D DENTIST

It's over now and I was brave
But now my tongue is numb so is my brain!

Hey Hey mom I I can't feel my tongue
I I I can't feel my
Hey this feels funny
Hey he pulled out my two front teeth by mistake!

DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE
DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH OH
OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL D D D DENTIST