Dad, you ready?
Hold on Hold, Sma-Dee-Daa, OK ready
Ummi, Ready? Ready)

When i die and they lay me to rest,
Gonna go to the place thats the best
When they lay me down to die,
Going up to the spirit in the sky
Going up to the spirit in the sky (spirit in the sky)
Thats where im gonna go when i die (when i die)
When i die and they lay me to rest,
I'm gonna go to the place thats the best

(What, Wembly? Not wembly you idiot, he means heaven!

I thought we got reincarnated?
I want to come back as Gareth's Hair Gel!)

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in jesus (Or Krishna!),
So you know that when you die,
He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky
(spirit in the sky)
Going up to the spirit in the sky
That's where i'm gonna go when i die(when i die)
When i die, and they lay me to rest,
I'm gonna go to the place thats the best

(Could you be more specific?

Is it driving distance?
Would you need a comfort blanket?
There better not be stairs wherever it is
Shut up this is my big sitar solo!)

(Sanjeev keep it down, the neighbours)

Never been a sinner, I've never sinned,
I've got a friend in jesus (He's so sweet)
So you know that when i die,
He's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky

Whoa, set me up with the spirit in the sky(spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when i die(when I die)
When i die and they lay me to rest,
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Whoa, set me up with the spirit in the sky(spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when i die(when i die)
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Going up to the spirit in the sky
That's where i'm gonna go when I die(when I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
(Yeah well you've said that but where?)
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
(An address would be helpful)
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
(I don't think he knows)
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
(He keeps saying the same thing)

Well, what do u recken?
Is Will Young available?