Me and Samson go to the store
And ole Samson leaves craters in the floor
Me and Samson walk around town
And clumsy Samson knocked several buildings down

Me and Samson we're best of friends
Me and Samson until the end

Me and Samson go on a double date
But you know it didn't turn out that great
Me and my date are romantically impaired
But ole Samson he lost all of his hair

Me and Samson we're best of friends
Me and Samson until the end

There is this girl and her name is Delilah
She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar
There is this girl and her name is Delilah
She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar

Me and Samson are no longer friends
Cause ole Samson has met his end
Man, I'd really hate to burst your bubble
But it goes to show you
GIRLS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!

Me and Samson were best of friends
Me and Samson until the end

There is this girl and her name is Delilah
She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar
There is this girl and her name is Delilah
She's a Philistine and she's such a big