Dad's in the garage
In a cardboard box
Some would think it was wrong
But I say it's not
Dad's in the garage
There's a legend and fable
He'll be missed but not lost
Just as long as he's labeled

Gonna raise my kids well
Give em what he gave me
So if then they ask you
Just tell them I'll be
Out in my garage

He left 43 boxes
Of textbooks on Physics
20 odd more Parapsychology
Well there's DTP's papers
There's DTP's projects
Just one lonely box
Simply marked DTP

Gonna raise my kids well
Give em what he gave me
So if then they ask you
Just tell them I'll be
Gonna raise my kids well
Give em what he gave me
So if then they ask you
Just tell them I'll be
Out in the garage