If you've ever been on television more than 5 times
discribing what the tornadoe sounded like
You might be a redneck
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car
you might be a redneck
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade
you might be a redneck
If you've ever been too drunk to fish

If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle

If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale

If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to defend your sister's honor
You might be a redneck
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain
you might be a redneck

They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be
real surprised when you get into the habit in St Petersburg and say,
"Yo'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house"

If you've ever financed a tattoo

If you've ever made change in the offering plate
you might be a redneck

we have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country
Now, you come to the south, we have words likeyou'ant to
We goin to the mall, you'ant to?
What letter does that start with, does anybody know?
I like this word alotaight
That's a word in Texasaight
Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say,
"hey didja eat yet, naw, didju? You'ant to Aight"

If you go to the family reunion to meet women

If you smoked during your wedding
you might be a redneck
And last but not least
if you see a sign that says say no to crack,
and it reminds you to pull your jeans up
you might be a redneck