So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home,
And I love cheesecake
So I went to the cheesecake company,
And they asked me if I could drive a truck,
And I said yes and they said you're hired
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,
And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake
So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake,
And I also took one for later,
And I took one for my friend Farmboy,
And I took one to bring home,
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes
So I took another one
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes
So I take five cakes to eat on the way,
And I drive another block and a half to my house
Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert
I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town
And I miss everybody a lot,
But I'm not really sorry,
Because they were very delicious cheesecakes