Oh you chiseler you I'm so in love with you I can't explain the feelings that I feel
The only prints you leave behind on the sands of time will be the marks of a heel

When I gave you my hand my heart was in it in your way I know you love me too
Still I can't help but worry every minute
When you say being honest takes but not enough for you
Oh you chiseler you

Your cottage bag can't even borrow trouble you'd rather take a friend than take a jo
But one by one they'll all know you talk double
Then if and when you need a friend you'll have to buy a dog
Oh you chiseler you

When you gave me that table for my birthday
For once you told the truth and that's a fact
You said that it went back to Loui the fourteen
And on the fourteen Loui can't and Loui took it back
Oh you chiseler you
Oh you chiseler you