Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts
Giddy and foolish all the day long
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

Way down south where the cotton grows
A coackroach stepped on an elephant's toes
The elephant said with tears in his eyes
Why don't you pick on someone your own size

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts
Giddy and foolish all the day long
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

Way up north and a long way off
The emu's got the whooping cough
He coughed so hard with the whooping cough
That he coughed his head and his tail right off

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts
Giddy and foolish all the day long
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

I bought a suit of combination underwear
Can't get it off I do declare
Wore it six months without exaggeration (phew)
Can't get it off, 'cause I lost the combination (Oh that's silly)

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts
Giddy and foolish all the day long
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

I went for a swim in the swimming pool
I dived without looking, what a fool
I bumped my head on cement and mortar
Forgot to look, there was no water

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts
Giddy and foolish all the day long
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
So Fuzzy Wuzzy was'nt fuzzy
No he wasn't fuzzy Fuzzy Wuzzy - was he?

Boom boom, ain't it great