All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin,
Who made the sharks, He did
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all
AMEN