I'm just a product of a busted condom
Society doesn't give a "fluff" about me
A mistake at the latex factory
Another crying babies mouth to feed
My friends used to go to the grocery store
And poke holes in the boxes
But they don't think that's funny anymore
Because now they're paying their taxes
I'm just a busted condom
You're just a busted condom
She's/he's just a busted condom
We're the products of the busted condoms SNAP!
I'm just the product of a busted condom
It doesn't really matter how I got here
A little too much Peach Schnapps and bourbon
Mixed in with half a bottle of beer
You roll 'em on and you stick 'em in
And you think that it's all in fun
But when the condom snaps and the sperm leaks out,
Congrats! You've got a son!
You stand all day in the welfare line
Just to get some of Uncle Sam's money
It's just the life of a BC baby and it isn't very funny