"Just as the ancient prophecies foretold,
December 25th was no longer to be a day of joy,
It was doomsday for planet Earth
It was the day that they arrived -
The goblins destroyed everything they saw
And raped the Earth's natural resources
Mankind lay in ruin
It truly was a goblin christmas"
Goblin christmas, goblin christmas!
Here comes Santa's deadly sleigh,
Hear the whispers, goblin whispers,
Santa's green and you're his prey
Goblin christmas, goblin christmas!
Instead of presents, only pain
Hear the whispers, goblin whispers,
Blood will flow from every vein
Goblins are lighting the children aflame!
Hiding in trees, and counting the days
Terrible monsters get ready to raid,
You thought you could beat them, and now you will pay!
Everyone scatters and no one survives!
Entrails of Rudolph are turned into pies
Christmas will die when the goblins arrive!
Leading the weak to the cauldrons at night
"Christmas used to be a jolly holiday,
Full of presents and good cheer,
But those times are gone
The goblins will make sure of that"
Terrified humans look at the sky
The goblin cruisers filling their eyes
As lasers fry Santa, remember my friends,
Don't ever celebrate Christmas again
CARNAGE
SLAUGHTER
DEATH
ARMAGEDDON