Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't ne'er coal
I've got a boner for Christmas
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas
Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
Go!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas
Singing joy to the world
Each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas