After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy
I don't even shake

Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well, I think
But this half pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I'm wild again
Beguilded again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake, I agree
He's a laugh, but I live it
Because the laugh's on me

A pill he is
But still he is
All mine and I'll keep him until he is
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, like me

Seen a lot
I mean I lot
But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

I'll sing to him
Each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I

When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking
He's at his very best

Vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God I can't be oversexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I