CHORUS:
I'm your new substitute everybody be seated
The agendas on ya desk everybody please read it
We gon learn how to sell dope learn how to tell hoes
Go get ya money learn how to stretch out an elbow
Ya ABC's ya oz'z qp's LB's all the X's and E's ya see
If you get a A+ then you get a free birdy
This is Playalitical's 101 getin dirty dirty

Verse 1 [Playalitical]
I paint glands I hate stans that shake hands
I take vans over boarders to make grands
I go to strip clubs to jug grams off
Got more glass than John Hancock
Fuck class I drop zippers to get my yams off
I plug pushers on Bruce Randolph
A 3 prong playa let me juice your outlet
Got a 3 finger ring wit ruthless outfit
The real Playalitical I pound slit
I give paulie a cracker and ounce it
Move lids rapidly betta yet I'm blinkin
Got a good pipe line let me put ya sink in
I got t-shirts that el make hoes knees hurt
I'm sick I cough weight and sneez work
Holla at ya boy get a terminator sack
You can put the flames on it it el always come back

CHORUS:
I'm your new substitute everybody be seated
The agendas on ya desk everybody please read it
We gon learn how to sell dope learn how to tell hoes
Go get ya money learn how to stretch out an elbow
Ya ABC's ya oz'z qp's LB's all the X's and E's ya see
If you get a A+ then you get a free birdy
This is Playalitical's 101 getin dirty dirty

Verse 2 [Playalitical]
See I could stay surface wit words
But I rather have purpose
A lyricist flirtin wit you nerves
These are my services keyboards switches and knobs
I paint pictures wit beats for you to listen in aww
Music is soul food don't buy fast food recors
That's malnuritment buy my last 2 records
On the shelf I melt CD cellophane
"Playalitical" I love to skeet on belly chains
Yall sell by the cover I sell by the cover
You full price in the back I'm on sell by the door
Look class I am not something felons ignore
If you tryin to pass gansgta then value this more

CHORUS:
I'm your new substitute everybody be seated
The agendas on ya desk everybody please read it
We gon learn how to sell dope learn how to tell hoes
Go get ya money learn how to stretch out an elbow
Ya ABC's ya oz'z qp's LB's all the X's and E's ya see
If you get a A+ then you get a free birdy
This is Playalitical's 101 getin dirty dirty

Verse 3 [Playalitical]
Watch me your maneuvers aint as nice as mine
Watch me Ima show you how to buy some time
I give cops envelopes I can buy swine
And I can make crime pay for the price of crime
I'm magic I turn a state line into a funnel
Ima good guy to have at the end of ya tunnel
I can take a shoe box turn it into a bundle
Hustla hustla I could sell trees in the jungle
Police scanner gave me real good years
And good years gave me some real good yea's
This was just a fragment of a crooks career
Everybody gets a birdy now close ya books cheers

CHORUS:
I'm your new substitute everybody be seated
The agendas on ya desk everybody please read it
We gon learn how to sell dope learn how to tell hoes
Go get ya money learn how to stretch out an elbow
Ya ABC's ya oz'z qp's LB's all the X's and E's ya see
If you get a A+ then you get a free birdy
This is Playalitical's 101 getin dirty dirty