Tell me, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Tell me, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Now, you've left you a calf, hoo hoo
And your milk is turnin' blue

Your calf is hungry, I believe he needs a suck
Your calf is hungry, hoo hoo, I believe he needs a suck
But your milk is turnin' blue, hoo hoo
I believe he's outta luck

Now I feel like milkin' and my cow won't come
I feel like churnin' it and my, milk won't turn
I'm cryin' please, please don't do me wrong
If you see my milk, oh baby now please drive home

My milk cow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around
My milk cow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around
Well, now she been troublin' some other man bull cow
Hoo hoo, in this strange man town