I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear,
About this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear cuz I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan,
(If you see Jordan,)
He makes me sick,
(He makes me sick,)
High schools over
(High schools over)
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach and man
I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls
Then you drove home real quick,
Did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan,
(If you see Jordan,)
He makes me sick,
(He makes me sick,)
High schools over
(High schools over)
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry,
But its jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often
Just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
And everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan,
(If you see Jordan,)
He makes me sick,
(He makes me sick,)
High schools over
(High schools over)
And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan
(Fuck you Jordan)
You make me sick,
(You make me sick,)
High schools over,
(High schools over,)
I don't care if you dye your hair
You'll always be a little red headed bitch