What would Brian Boitano if he was here right now
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold
He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maiden's fair

So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do

I want this V-Chip out of me,
It has stunted my vocabulary

And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do

So what would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call the kids in town, and tell them to unite for truth,
that's what Brian Boitano'd do

When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody

So let's get all the kids together,
and unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terance and Phillip too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do,
And we'll save Terance and Phillip too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd doooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!