Something for the girl with everything
See, the writings on the wall
You bought the girl a wall
Complete with matching ball point pen
You can breathe another day
Secure in knowing she won't break you yet

Something for the girl with everything
Have another sweet my dear
Don't try to talk my dear
Your tiny little mouth is full
Here's a flavor you ain't tried
You shouldn't try to talk, your mouth is full

Something for the girl with everything
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Bearing gifts to aid amnesia
She knows everything
She knows everything
She knew way back when you weren't yourself

Something for the girl with everything
Here's a really pretty car
I hope it takes you far
I hope it takes you fast and far
Wow, the engine's really loud
Nobody's gonna hear a thing you say

Something for the girl with everything
Ohh, three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Where should they leave these imported gimmicks?
Leave them anywhere
Leave them anywhere
But make sure that there's a clear path to the door

Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything

Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here

Here's a partridge in a tree
A gardener for the tree
Complete with ornithologist
Careful, careful with that crate
You wouldn't want to dent Sinatra, no

Something for the girl who has got everything
Yes, everything
Hey, come out and say hello
Before your friends all go
But say no more than just hello

Ah, the little girl is shy
You see, of late she's been quite speechless
Very speechless
She's got everything