And you're primitive
And you're cynical to me
And I chewed down on the bit
And almost swallowed it
You sit all alone with your color tv
Your hair starts to glisten in spite of the fleas
We don't have to stay friends
Let's pretend to be enemies

Chorus:
Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever makes you beautiful
Yeah, whatever leaves you satisfied
Some of the time
For now

And you're paranoid
As you look me up and down
And i'm soaked in gasoline
Mud and ice cream
You sit by the phone with your tongue hangin' out
You cradle the flies in the back of your mouth
We don't have to stay friends
Let's pretend to be enemies

Chorus

Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
Damned if you do
What if you won't?
Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
Damned if you do
Oh

You must be aware what you're doin' to me
We sunk like a stone on a rock in the sea
We don't have to stay friends
(Not for very long)
We don't have to stayfriends
(Just because you're gone)

Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever makes you beautiful
Yeah, whatever leaves you satisfied
You get what you want cuz you won't let it die

Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever leaves you insecure
Yeah, whatever seems to break you down
Some of the time
I'm feelin' fine