The sun causes cancer and lust causes sin
fashion causes people to fail to fit in
sex causes babies and sleep causes dreams
and chicks cause confusion and low self esteem

Six causes seven and life causes death
smoke causes asthma and shortness of breath
air causes bubbles and leaders cause war
and the truth about after is it causes before

I feel so confused, I guess everybody does
There isn't any reason, it's all just because

Race causes hate, burgers cause fries
a million dead Iraqis causes national pride
bureaucrats cause poverty and clams cause pearls
and humans cause extinction in the animal world

Beauty causes envy, money causes greed
nature causes everyone to want what they don't need
deforestation causes deserts to occur
and vanity causes the murder of small endangered animals
so you can wear their fur

We all should try to change it, nobody does
There isn't any reason, it's all just because

Schools cause education, and children cause us joy
history causes knowledge than none of us employ
our culture causes apathy and vineyards cause grapes
the lack of contraception causes people to be late

We all could make a difference, nobody does
There isn't any reason, it's all just because

We all should try to change it, Stu never does
There isn't any reason, it's all just because