Adrienne, my silly friend
Put down the knife
Go on spare his worthless life
Adrienne, beautiful star
You will not find a one
Who spits her snot so…
far into the britches of a maiden fair
I can see her caress the penguins
On his underwear
While focusing my binoculars
I fell out of my tree
Adrienne, stalker ex-girlfriend
Put down the knife
Go on put down, put down
The feces you carefully taped to his door
Will only slip and fall to the floor
But Adrienne, I love your mind
I love your collarbones
And yes I love your behind…
your eyes
You're not sad
You're not lonely
So hop on your bicycle
Because he just called the police please!
Adrienne, stalker ex-girlfriend
Put down the tweezers
Go on put down, put down
Adrienne, put down put down the knife