My bum is on the rail
My Bum is on the rail
Look at me
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on the man
My Bum is on the man
It's alot of fun
To put your bum on a man (hee hee hee)
My bum is on the step
My Bum is on the step
Don't fall down the step
You might hurt you bum (ahh hah hah)
And that's not very fun
If you fall down and hurt you bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky
I'll get a disease
My bum is on the Swedish
Swedish
Swedish
Swedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble
With my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship
The battle ship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum (ooh hoo)
And shoot poo all over the place
poo poo (hah hah hah)
'cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone
[sound of crickets]
The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum is all alone
One
Two
Three
Four
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
Get the poo off my bum (get the poo off)
I need the poo off the bum
I got to get the poo off my bum (poo poo)
I wanna hear the cannon [call of a loon]
No let me hear the cannon [call of a loon]
No, no, no
No not the loon
bum is on the (not the loon)
bum is on the (i wanna)
bum is on the (i wanna hear the cannon)
bum is ohhh
i wanna here the cannon
i wanna here the cannon not the loon [sound of cannon]
yeah, the cannon
now get the poo off my bum
i want the poo poo off my- my bum bum
i wanna hear the loon
the loony loon