We three kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded
We two kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded
I, one king of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded
God rest ye merry gentlemen
note: final verse, I'm told, is from Tom Paley
@parody @kids
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playexe WE3KING
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