On the twenty-third day of the month of September in an early year
of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly
encountered a deadly threat to its very existence And this terrifying
enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most
innocent and unlikely of places

Little shop, little shoppa horrors
Little shop, little shoppa terror
Call a cop Little shoppa horrors
No, oh, oh, no-oh!

Little shop, little shoppa horrors
Bop sh'bop, little shoppa terror
Watch 'em drop Little shoppa horrors
No, oh, oh, no-oh!

Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing to be happening!
(Look out, look out, look out, look out!)
Shang-a-lang, feel the sturm and drang in the air
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Sha-la-la, stop right where you are Don't you move a thing
You better, you better, tellin' you you better
tell your mama somethin's gonna get her
She better, ev'rybody better beware

Oh, here it comes, baby Tell no bums, baby Oh, no, no
Oh, hit the dirt, baby Hit the dirt, baby Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh-oh, oh
Alley Oop, haul it off the stoop Child, I'm warnin' you
(Look out, look out, look out, look out)
Run away Child, you gotta pay if you play (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Look around Somethin's comin' down, down the street for you
(You betcha) You betcha, you bet your butt you betcha
Best believe it, somethin's come ta getcha
You betcha, you better watch your back and your tail

(Comma comma comma)
Little shop, little shoppa horrors
Bop sh-bop, you'll never stop the terror
Little shop, little shoppa horrors
No, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no