Blue lights flashing in my rear view
The sheriff said, "Boy I should've known it was you
You got fourteen people in the back of this truck
I warned you twice now I'm writin' you up"
I said, "Officer what have I done"
He smiled and said, "Boy you're havin' too much fun"

Too much fun what's that mean
It's I like too much money there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
Well I ain't never had too much fun

There was a fight Friday night at the Stumble Inn
Me and ol' Harley just had to join in
Next thing you know we were both seein' stars
They threw us out and closed down the bar
I said, "The Long Branch is open the night's still young
And we ain't never had too much fun"

Too much fun what's that mean
It's I like too much money there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
Well I ain't never had too much fun

I'm a holly terror a tornado
Wind me up turn me loose and let me go

Too much fun what's that mean
It's I like too much money there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
Well I ain't never had too much fun

No matter what they say I've done
Well I ain't never had to much fun
Give me the reins and let me run
'Cause I ain't never had too much fun