Written by Kit Hain
Sung by Ian Mason

Yo ho ho and a Yo ho ho
Yo ho ho and a Yo ho ho

We are the pirates
We are the pirates
Out on the ocean waves, we instill fear and loathing
(Loathing, we are very, very loathed)
Marauders with shiny swords and very fancy clothing
(Clothing, we are very well clothed)

Local supremacy is what we gun for
We raise our flag and watch those cowards run

We are the pirates (Rulers of the high seas)
We can be irate (Sometimes very nasty)
We wheel, (We deal),
We steal and thunder
We loot, we shoot,
We sink 'em under

We are the pirates (Shoot, loot, plunder)
We can be irate (Rip, tear asunder)
We are the pirates (Yo ho ho)

Yo ho ho and a Yo ho ho

Aboard our sturdy galleon,
On the endless search for treasure (We just like to get the treasure
map) Looking very fancy in our britches made to measure Nothing we
like better than an all-in brawl, (Yeah) Locked in battle, watch our
victims fall

We can be irate (Sometimes very nasty)
We wheel, (We deal),
We steal and thunder
We loot, we shoot,
We sink 'em under

We are the pirates (Shoot, loot, plunder)
We can be irate (Rip, tear asunder)
We are the pirates (Yo ho ho)

Yo ho ho and a Yo ho ho

Nothing good for, good for nothing, rebels to last,
We rob, the skull and crossbones hanging from the mast

We are the pirates (Rulers of the high seas)
We can be irate (Sometimes very nasty)
We're mad, (We're bad), and unlawful
We fight, (We bite), we're downright awful

We are the pirates (Shoot, loot, plunder)
We can be irate (Rip, tear asunder)
We are the pirates (Ay, Ay Captain)
We can be irate (Batten down the hatches)
We are the pirates (Yo ho ho)
We are the pirates (Yo ho ho)
The pirates