Junior: It's Laura's fault, she broke the plate
I tried to stop her She said she had to demonstrate
her apple chopper
The apple chopper worked just great but chopped
right through your bowling plate It's Laura's fault,
she broke the plate, it's true
And that's the tale I have to tell to you!
Junior: It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate
He's very naughty
Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti?
He gave it to a crocodile,
Who chewed it up for quite awhile
It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate, it's true!
And that's the tale I have to tell to you!