Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'till I'm legally wed
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee!
Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost
his heart to Doris Day
I don't drink or swear,
I don't wrap my hair
I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws
off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Anette?
As for you, Troy Donahue,
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis, Elvis! Let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
Hey, Fungu, I'm Sandra Dee