AH -ROOOO

I keep my ass in the air
But I'm still listening to the crap that he's saying
'Cause it gives me a kennel
And a backyard picture for some playing
Give me your good name
And I'll be your better half til I finally go insane
Chew the TV guide always on his pedestal
And hear the phone ring

The house don't smell the same
But we've been walking more since the old lady went away
Wake the old man each day
AH-ROOOO
Hey!

I keep the key in a match book
Never look into the wet picture
Rub me behind the head
While you think how much you miss her
Pub closes at ten
So it's off to the corner to pick him up again
Twenty four to six pack
Thursday at the pony track and closing

House don't smell the same
But we've been walking more since the old lady went away
We'll keep the neighbourhood okay, okay?
AH-ROOOO

I better land
I better land
I better land