I was calm
I was cool
I was safe
I was certain
I was on the state freeway when my heart stopped working alone
I wouldn't call them mistakes- there's just a time and a place for everything
And there was perfume on her dress!
I know there's no excuses, but I'd put them all to rest for you

My Lula Tularula
How could I fool you?
Call me a bastard, but I don't want to lose you
Lula Tularula, how can I prove what I'm willing to do, when my only bed is only big enough for you

I was sharp
I was cruel
I was callous undercover
I hate to sound derived- but I never could have loved her!
I know that I should pay for mistakes
It's just that I can't debate or disagree,
Well, I come by it honestly
And my heart here's at stake, because you know I couldn't take it if you tell me we're history!

My Lula Tularula
How could I fool you?
Call me a bastard, but I don't want to lose you
Lula Tularula, how can I prove what I'm willing to do, when my only bed is only big enough for you

Lula, call me disaster
Call me a bastard
I know that I'm a dog, and a douche, and I can't undo what I've done
But when push comes to shove,
I'm going to blame it all on drugs, when you call me a shit-eating drunk

My Lula Tularula
How could I fool you?
Call me a bastard, but I don't want to lose you
Lula Tularula, how can I prove what I'm willing to do, when my only bed is only big enough for you