G D C
You're the devil's daughter in disguise
G D C
So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes
D C G
You must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue
D C D
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you

Chorus:
G D C
When all those Aggies move to Austin
G D C
And Beaumont is covered in snow
G D C
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo
C D G
Darlin' then you can come back home

G D C
You sure can shake your little round behind
G D C
But your hour glass figure won't buy my time
D C G
You know how to work it Lord knows it's worked before
D C D
This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door

Chorus:

Bridge:
F G
When Fort Worth is east of Dallas
F G
And Texans forget the Alamo
C D G Em
When Lubbock opens up a ski resort
F D
And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow

Chorus:
G D C
When all those Aggies move to Austin
G D C
And Beaumont is covered in snow
G D C
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo
C D G
Darlin' then you can come back home
Em
But don't hold your breath
C D G
then you can come back home