We watch you, your expert double exes,
Just like you, to paint those whiter fences,
It's so polite, it's so polite, it's offensive, it's offensive,
It's so unright, it's so unright, it's technical, accept it

But who needs love when there's Law and Order,
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort,
And who needs love at all

We stalk you, your expert double exes,
We oxidize you in your sleep, there's no exit, there's no exit,
You're on a roll, you're on a roll, no one gets it, no one gets it,
Your honour no, your honour no can't you protect us, protect us?

But who need loves when there's Law and Order,
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort,
And who needs when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, I'm so excited,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, the blacks and beat kids,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, I'm getting frightened,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, someday someday Leeds United

Bugsy Malone came to carry you home, and they're taking you all to the doctor,
Burberry vices all sugary spices, it's nice but it's not what I'm after,
Sure, I admire you,
Sure, you inspire me,
But you've been not getting back so,
I'll wait at the sainbury's counting my change making bank on the upcoming roster

And we'll stop you, your expert double exes,
Oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with two X's,
That never talking thing you do is effective, it's effective,
Your shoulder's icy colder-oh than a death wish, than a death wish

But who needs love when there's Law and Order,
And who needs love when there's Dukes of Hazard,
And who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, I'm so excited,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, the blacks and beat kids,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, they're so excited,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, when I think about Leeds Uniting,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, I'm getting frightened,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, the blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, it's so exciting,
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday,
Leeds United