Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a beamer or a murc
Some guys like to travel in by bus
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm gonna take my bike
Cause once again the tube's on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay
For sitting on their arse all day
Even though they earn 30k
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
Where the fucks my fucking train!

London underground (london underground)
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground (london undergroung)
They're all greedy cunts
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle

All they say is please mind the doors
And they learn that on the two day course
This job could be done by a four year old
They jus leave us freezing in the cold

What you smell is what you get
Burger king and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat
With tourists treeding on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat

So don't tell to mind the gap
I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK

London underground (london underground)
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground (london underground)
They're all greedy cunts
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle
Lalala lalala

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp
Every platform has a fucking tramp
But the drivers get the day off when
We're all late for work again

London underground (london underground)
Wa wa wankers
They're all wankers
London underground (london underground)
Take your oyster card
And shove it up your arse hole