DJ: Caller go ahead
Guy: Yeah, uh, I'm here with my girlfriend?
Girl: Hi
Guy: Do you want us to turn our radios down? We already did
Girl: Yeah
Guy: Okay, listen, will you play our song for us?
DJ: Um, well, what is your song?
(in unison) Guy: Inna Gadda Da Vida
Girl: Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong
Girl: What?
DJ: What is your love song?
Guy: It's, uh
Girl: It's, um

Refrain:
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

David Hoffner, he works in my dad's store
He's worked here for 12 years, he'll probably work here four more

Refrain

Dave Gord, I've known him since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg, so we got drunk and sick

Refrain

Some of them are Davids
"But most of us are Daves"
They all have their own hands
but they come from different moms

Refrain

Dave Jadisky, man this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time

Refrain

Dave Capisano, I hardly know him
*pause*

Refrain

Daves: "We are the Daves he knows he knows,
We are the Daves he knows
We are the Daves he knows he knows,
We are the Daves he knows
Some of us are Davids, but most of us are Daves
We all have our own hands but we come from different moms"

These are the Daves I know I know
"We are the Daves he knows he knows"
These are the
"DAVES!"