Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh not on me
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Ohh Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Ohh before he cheats