[Rod Stewart]

After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy,
I don't even shake

[Cher]

Men are not a new sensation;
I've done pretty well, I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Rod Stewart]

Listen, baby
I couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Cher]

Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree

[Rod Stewart]

Oh she's such a laugh, and I love it
Although the laugh's on me

[Cher]

Oohh I'll sing to him
Bring springs to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh you're so cute
Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough
And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough

[Cher] Aha

[Both]

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Cher]

When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest

[Rod Stewart]

Horizontally speaking
She's at her very best

[Both]
Oh we've seen a lot
I mean a lot
And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Oh, we're vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God we can't be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I