He's got a broomstick horse called Dynamite his very favorite friend
An old steed about four hands high that runs just like the wind
There's not an outlaw in the badlands that he can't apprehend
Whoopie ti yo the littlest cowboy rides again
When the other kids are lost in space in plastic rocket ships
Well he's meetin' bad guys face to face with a big iron on his hip
Fear's a word he's heard but it don't mean a thing to him
Whoopie ti yo the littlest cowboy rides again
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Whoopie ti yo the littlest cowboy rides again

There's a cook named mom back at the ranch she just don't understand
That cowboys always wear their hat in the house and they never wash their hands
They eat beef and beans not squash and greens and don't need tuckin' in
Whoopie ti yo the littlest cowboy rides again
He's got a hat and a badge and a chaw in his jaw and licorice on his chin
He's kind to ladies and cats and dogs but he's hard on wanted men
He aint the truck drivin' drug store rhinestone kind cause they're just all pretend
Whoopie ti yo the littlest cowboy rides again
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