(Cledus T JuddTommy CrainTaz GregorioCharlie DanielsFred EdwardsCharlie HaywardJim Marshall)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind so the bank repod his wheels
When he came across this old man down at Jalopys Used Car lot
Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said:
"Fella, let me tell you what"

"Im not gonna be proud of the deed Im 'bout to do
"With no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere,
"So Im gonna steal a car from you
"Now Ive seen your selection here and I admit the pickin's are few
"I know the Pinto's gold but consider it stoled,
"'Cos I got a show to do "
The man said: My name's Jalopy," as he gave an evil grin
'Cos he knew that car wouldnt get too far 'fore the motor blew up again

Cledus, you better hit the road if youre gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia and youre opening up for Garth
Your future's riding on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if youre late, its Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh, gosh a Pinto, my foot It drives more like a horse and buggy Durn

Cledus said: "No way in heck youre gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tyre blowed
And he pushed that wreck across the street and man was Cledus tissed
And he tried and tried to start her up but it sounded something like this
Come on Come on
Oh Gawd, Im in a mess what am I gonna do
My one big shot for Garth Brooks
Oh durn it

When Cledus opened up the hood he said: Ill be a son of a gun
And didnt long to figure out why the heck it wouldnt run

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