I fit central heating, I have done it now for years
I have got all the know how I have got all the gear
I used to earn my money working on a building site
Now Im pulling up the floorboards, soldering up the pipes
And those housewifes they just can't get enough

They tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

They make me cups of coffe, they make me pots of tea
They make me chicken sandwiches, they do anything for me
And when im in the bedroom and Im fixing up the rad,
I see all the naughty toys underneath the bed
And those housewifes they just can't get enough

They tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

They live their lives under surburban skies
Their old man works in suits and ties
They think they have got it all, but they get such a suprise
When they see my wad they can't belive their eyes

They tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

My van aint got no road tax, and I do not charge VAT
I only deal in ready cash, don't ask me for receips
I will warm up your boiler, get your system rid of air
You can hold my toolbag I think that's only fair
And those housewifes they just can't get enough

They tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door