(with Jerry Lewis)

DM) Has she got naughty eyes
DM) Yes she has got naughty eyes
DM) That certain that certain party
DM) You know the one I mean
DM) That certain party of mine

DM) Naughty eyes turned up nose
DM) Rosy cheeks and pretty clothes
DM) Not a smarty

DM) Has she got loving ways
DM) Sure she has got loving ways
DM) That certain party of mine

JL) Hey Dean, remember the old time Vaudeville around 1924?
DM) Why sure I do
JL) With those corny jokes like "Can you stand on your head?"
DM) Nah, it's too high
JL) Nothing, we better sing

B) Has she got you know what
B) Yes she has got you know what
B) That certain that certain party of mine
B) Has she got I forgot
B) Yes she has got I forgot
B) That certain party of mine
JL) You know what I forgot
DM) This and that and quite a lot
JL) Not a smarty
B) Has she got everything
B) Yes she has got everything
B) That certain party of mine

JL) (babble by Jerry)
DM) Hold on, hold on, what are you doing?
DM) Singing in shorthand?
DM) You're speeding
DM) That's better

JL) (babble about wiener schnitzel)
DM) That certain that certain party of mine
JL) (babble about hasenpfeffer)
DM) That certain party of mine

DM) You know what I forgot
DM) This and that and quite a lot
DM) What a smarty
JL) Has she got everything
DM) Yes she has got everything
DM) That certain party
JL) That certain party
B) That certain party of mine