What do you get when you fall in love
A girl guy with a pin to burst
Your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble

I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl guy
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do
She'll never phone you

I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains
Those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow

I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you give your heart
You get it all broken up and battered
That's what you get
A heart that's shattered
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get when you need a girl guy
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That's what you get for your devotion

I'll never fall in love again