Well let me tell you a story, now
About a judge, a thief and a wife and a clown
'Cause on this fine, fine day one of them goes down

The judge said to the thief:
"Boy it's a fine day for justice."
And the thief said to the judge:
"Old man it's a fine, fine day for love."
The wife said to the clown:
"My dear, you gotta take the judge down"
And the clown, the clown he just smiled.

As the clown stood covered in the judge's blood, he cried:
"Well I will be a fool no more. I will be a fool no more."
As he turned and cartwheeled out the door

Now let me tell you something
The thief, the thief and the wife, well they left that day
Left the, left the clown covered in the judges blood alone.
The clown frowned as he fell to the ground:
"It's a fine, fine day for love.
It's a fine, fine, fine, fine day for love.
A fine, fine day for fools.
And I will be a fool no more,
Because of you."