on a tuesday afternoon,
my mum came in my room
and said get the fuck up out of bed,
and get a god damn jo
so i told her hey fuck you mum,
and i threw the phone at
her head but i missed and hit her in the snatch,
so i slammed the door in her face,
Don't ever barge in my room,
or i'll kick your ass,
and call the cops and tell them i'm abused,
and you'll wind up in jail,
while i snowboard in Vail
no one to post your bail,
cause daddy loves me more he said that you're a

"chorus",

you're worthless,
you're lazy,
you're stupid a little over weight,
now give me twenty bucks,
mummy you're so worthless,
you're lazy,
you're stupid a little overweight,
now give me twenty bucks no make it fiftybucks
Now mum writes me letters,
write to her return to sender let her rot there in her cell,
i watch the dogs mate on her bed,
sorry mum i had to pawn the china silver and all your jewellry,
i had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you,

"chorus",

you're lazy,
you're stupid a little overweight,
now give me twenty bucks,
mummy you're so worthless you're
lazy you're stupid a little overweight,
now give me twenty bucks,
no make it fifty bucks no make it
sixty bucks no 75 why don't you just
give me you're whole god damn purse,
i hope you're having fun rotting in jail,
maybe i'll come visit younah!
enjoy you're stretch in jail!!