Words & Music by Cy Coben
Recorded by Hank Snow

Would you mind if I tell you that I go for you?
Would you mind if my heart is beating so for you?
Yes, if you should find I'm the lovin' kind,
Would you mind, would you mind, would you mind?
Would you care if I kinda sorta held your hand?
Would you care if I kissed you like a regular man?
Yes, if you should find that I'm so inclined,
Would you mind, would you mind, would you mind?
Would you think it funny if I call you honey?
If I move up closer would you tell me, no, sir?
If I hug and squeeze you, tell me, would it please you?
How I wish I knew, so I'm askin' you
Would you mind if I put my arms around you, dear?
Would you mind if I'm makin' you my life's career?
If I brag a lot "?bout the prize I've got,
Would you mind, would you mind, would you mind?

Would you mind if I take you home to meet my folks?
Would you mind laughin' at my Daddy's same old jokes?
And if Ma says, "Son, you have found the one,"
Would you mind, would you mind, would you mind?
Would you care if I got my camera and took
A picture of you for my picture book?
If I wanna show the guys who I idolize,
Would you mind, would you mind, would you mind?
Would you be down-hearted if I up and started
with some big romancin', lots of dates and dancin'?
If I kinda mention that it's my intention
To be goin' steady would you be ready?
Would you mind if I tell you you're the cutest thing?
Would you mind goin' shoppin' for a wedding ring?
On our wedding day if I shout hooray,
Would you mind, would you mind, would you mind?