Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu
So I could take care of you
Like you take care of me
I'm such a Florence, a real Florence Nightingale
I'll fluff your pillows, I'll buy you a Spiderman comic and read you
'Til you fall asleep
Sleep on my shoulder! I won't wake you even if
My back turns crooked and I have to walk with a limp for a week

I'll make you soup and none of that kind that you get in a jar 'cause I
Know you don't like those

Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu
You're the cutest thing I've ever seen, like a teddy bear on heroin
Come, I'll tuck you in tight and I'll sing for you all night
All night, all night, all night

You can hold the remote, I won't try to steal it
And the best cushion is yours and you can have your feet on me,
Even though I'm scared of feet and even though I had a hard day at work

Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu
You can lay your weight on me and I'll be your backbone
You won't have to worry 'cause I'll be your backbones
Lay your weight on me, lay your weight on me
You won't have to worry 'cause I'll be your backbones
Lay your weight on me, lay your weight on me
You won't have to worry 'cause I'll be your backbones
Lay your weight on me, lay your weight on me